Thursday, September 24, 2009

September 24th, 2009

Good Morning. I wanted to begin this blog post with the tale of world renown cliff hanger, Sylvester Stallone.

You see, mountain climbing/cliff hanging can be a seriously dangerous activity/sport, which some tend to catch a greater high off of. Moreover, the activity can then later become an addiction. In some of his past experiences cliffhanging, Stallone experienced first hand that a serious addiction to boulders and steep rock shelves can put other peoples life in danger. I fear that this might also be true for the leader of the single six, MG aka bear. Before we visit this, let's take a look at Stallone's situation.

Whilst crossing a ledge, 4000 feet above the earth, Stallone's friend's equiptment fails to work and she slips out of his hand, falling to the ground. Almost a year later, Stallone is asked to go back to the same mountain range and rescue a group of 'stranded' people. The only catch is that these so called 'stranded' people are infact looking for three boxes filled with $100,000,000 and they need mountain ranger to lead them to them!!

Keep in mind, this isn't the first time bear has visited the great Snowy Mountain; he's quite familiar with the monstrosity of a hill indeed. In late 2007, he visited Snowy Mountain in hopes to reach the peak, in which he'd find 100,000,000 USD, consistent with Stallone's story. Although, because the narrowing slows became more and more snowy, bear was unable to reach the summit and retrieve his prize. Now, he leads a team of 6 back into the hairy, uneven slopes in hopes of achieving victory against this tyrant of a hill. Will his addiction be the end of the single 6? Stay tuned for more as I continue my analysis/briefing of what's to come.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Single Six Welcome You!

Hello world, this is the journey of 6 lonely strangers to the land of Elevation. Through thick forest and heavy waterfall they plunder, thwarting away all the old memories of the past in order to achieve full oneness with mother nature herself. It will be a long and bumpy climb, but the end will be worthwhile for they shall be amongst the first to discover the loneliest Stuyvesant of all, Sir Lomsalot.